Did you actually listen to it and pay attention? I understand that it is pretty hard to sit through an entire five minutes of this nonsense.
Fun Fact: people hear this music and like it
Fun Fact: these people don't actually listen to music
Synth: Creates a symphonic atmosphere making the music "epic" and "spooky."
Guitar: Sick shredding!!!!
Drums: SUPER FAST BLAST BEATS!!!!!1 making the music brutal
Vocals: Grunts making it death metal, clean vocals making it "melodic"
Bass: Tremolo picked madness!!!!
Listening to music:
Okay, all of the above elements are things that would be a decent recipe for a good melodic death metal band. When it actually comes to the music there is absolutely no song writing competency. This "music" has absolutely zero substance. The into is totally pointless and doesn't contribute to the song in any way except to flatter a false pretense of sophistication. The drums are terrible, the triggering is so over the top that they don't even sound like drums. For all its worth they might as well have a drum machine. The clean vocals are horrendous, the growls are totally devoid of any passion. The only time you hear the guitar it is during a solo. Apparently this is considered "good" production. I would take "under a funeral moon" over this any day based on production alone, at least I can hear the guitar on that album.
I just read the lyrics, they are about some chick dying in her blood or something... I don't really get it. The video has NOTHING to do with ANY of the lyrics. Why are they dressed like faggots? Why are their faces covered in soot? Why is their keyboardist playing a real piano? The only part about the video I like is the part where the one band member kills the rest of the band and then himself. LOL self pwnage.
I can understand why this music appeals to drummers, their is some really fast blasting going on, it probably makes them cum.
Why do other people like this music? People hear the outward aesthetic of the music rather than the actual substance. People get stoked as soon as they hear the pretentious intro. Then when the "metal" starts they get super pumped! The obnoxious drum triggers make them start hardcore dancing and headbanging until all of their brain cells are destroyed. I forgot to mention that their guitarist sweeps, this really impresses the unschooled metal head, I have never fully understood why.
What it all boils down to is that people don't actually listen to music, they just hear sounds. Rather than judging the music for its actual composition, people just hear aesthetics and production. Today I chose FGA because they fit the bill for bad modern production and lack of song writing skill. I could have easily chosen COF or Dimmu for this post but those bands actually have more substance. I am going to make at least one more post on this topic, there are lots of gimmicky bands with no substance out there.
If you wan't to have keyboards in death metal; do it like this:
posted by curt